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dumblr-feminist:

sapient-wartortle:

preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

Try my delicious salt beef

How do I get the chocolate bar one?

(Source: makemelaughblog)

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mlb:

There have been better swings this year.

mlb:

There have been better swings this year.

Posted 1 day ago

mingrose:

[x] Joe Bereta is so virile!

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Posted 2 days ago

Straight White Boy Problem #181

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i hate it when i throw a water bottle into the trash can and it hits the rim of the trash can and bounces out because now i have to walk over, pick it up and put it in the trash can

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I will hear their every story,
Take hold of my own dream,
Be as strong as the seas are stormy
And proud as an eagle’s scream.

I will ride, I will fly,
Chase the wind and touch the sky.

(Source: m-stuart)

Posted 2 days ago

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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